5 “Different” Things to Watch When Florida State Takes the Field
By Joe Nardone
No Mustaches?!
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Listen, I get it. David “Mustache-man” Wannstedt hasn’t been the head coach of the Panthers since 2010. And you know what? I don’t give a Donkey Kong care in the world. Wannstedt was the epitome of mustaches in Pittsburgh. Rarely trimmed, usually out of control and ALWAYS without substance. I don’t want to live in a world where a team has to play in Pittsburgh and not get to see a wonderful mustache.
Granted, the Wannstedt era in Pitt didn’t really work out. So I suppose it makes sense that the athletic department did a complete 180 and currently employees a coaching staff with a combined facial hair level of 6(ish).
But — for the sake of my sanity, really — keep an eye on the spectators during the game. Are they sporting their own version of a mustache? Maybe they have handlebars are a fu manchu. Either way, facial hair is really fun and the best friend of the lazy.
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